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edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe




danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”




soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder




odysseiarex:

this summers wardrobe colors:

  • black
  • off-black
  • pastel black
  • blue-black
  • warm-toned black
  • light black
  • dark black
  • very dark grey



hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word




bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments. 

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.